Sine Timore

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

foldingpaperflowers:

rumman:

did y'all know that child-resistant packaging actually has to be tested on children like they literally go to a daycare and ask a bunch of kids to open medication packages and if they can the company has to go back and redo their packaging from scratch

This is actually hilarious though

“they may use their teeth” is somehow the funniest motherfucking part

everythingfox:

Good boy

(via)

brendanicus:

kazentais:

lvl99catpriest:

i-am-the-third-heat:

tikkety-tok:

Ok that last one is just to show off

Damn Ms Girl just throated the fuck out of that

Hardest way to tell the word you’re The Throat Goat

So glad I didn’t read the reblogs and just let the Donut Throatnut knock me tf out

brendanicus:

kazentais:

lvl99catpriest:

i-am-the-third-heat:

tikkety-tok:

Ok that last one is just to show off

Damn Ms Girl just throated the fuck out of that

Hardest way to tell the word you’re The Throat Goat

So glad I didn’t read the reblogs and just let the Donut Throatnut knock me tf out

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

starryfictionalgirl:

How am I supposed to tell real bananas apart from chocolate ones anymore CHOCOLATE MAN!!!!

Oh are you FUCKING KIDDING ME

ashbur:

Oh, to be a twelve year old with at least three undiagnosed mental illnesses, walking home from the bus stop while listening to The Black Parade for the first time and feeling like you just unlocked one of the secrets of the universe.